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Bed Clothes

An old-timey term for bed sheets that originates in the 14th century and is now solely used by old Victorian ladies and the Hamrick family of West Virginia.
Will you please go get the nasty bed clothes off of our bed and put them in the wash if you'd ever like to have sex again.
Bed Clothes by MortH81 June 26, 2016

America's Guest 

1. To freeload or bum off of friends, with the assumption that you never have to carry any form of payment again, ever.
Guy 1: Dude, can you pick up the beers? I'm a little short.

Guy 2: What the fuck? I paid last time!!

Guy 1: I forgot my wallet, but I do, fortunately, have my America's Guest Card.

OR

Guy 1: What's with Jack? He never pays.

Guy 2: He's America's Guest.
America's Guest by J. Carl December 10, 2008
An amazing and incredible person who is extremely kind and a incredibly funny idiot, also known as

« furry mf ». Will bite off your hands if you try petting their head without permission and falls in love with anyone they see. Their love language is extremely bad flirting because they don’t know how to speak human being.
NO WAY ? YOUR NAME IS PAW ? omg you must be amazing.
Paw by Anidiot.com November 21, 2021
A very passionate, fierce and compassionate person.
One of a kind and very rare to find.
If you know a Shawly then remember you won't need anyone else.
Oh wow! Shawly is your friend? That's amazing
Shawly by Eves993 November 23, 2021
A Dodge Durango used as a point for sexual activity to take place.
He picked her up in the bango, parked in the industrial park, then sneak attacked her in the back.
bango by BC April 7, 2005
Undoubtedly a vegetable, because of the tomato sauce.

Tomato=Fruit.
Yodawg! Gimmie a piece of yo' Pizza.
Pizza by Lolherpderp November 30, 2011
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