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Methmatics 

Methmatics - Tweaking the numbers to fit an implausible conspiracy theory
Using her inexhaustible supply of charts, graphs and numbers, Marcia'so Methmatics offered Methmatical proof for the necessity of sleep
Methmatics by Clifhanger April 11, 2017
a person who invites someone to a formal event as a date then ditches them for someone else on the night
gee becca you're being a bit of a quat
quat by exohexohgossipgirl June 5, 2018
Typically Heyyy with three y’s Means she or he wants to “Get it on
Crush texts:Heyyy

Me: On My Way
Heyyy by That one friends friend December 14, 2019

Political Dementia 

Regressing into compliance to the Globalist System
Ethan Klein and Anthony Fantano are notable sufferers of Political Dementia

Falcon Punch 

The sexual act of forcefully inserting a clenched fist, knuckles first, into a sexual orifice. Often this act is performed simultaneously in both the vaginal and anal cavities.
Tiara expressed her disappointment in Jerome's 3-inch cock. Jerome's retaliatory "Falcon Punch" left Tiara only desiring the smallest of penises.
Falcon Punch by Captain_Falcon! January 24, 2009
Miguel is the type of guy to dip his balls in soy sauce, but not accept pre-marital hand holding. He always likes to suck dick, but only secretly, and then he feels bad about it. He never likes to roll on obama's toes, but he always moans yummy whenever someone smears deodorant on his ballsack. Overall, miguel likes big fat dick in his mouth and never asks permission to chop someone's dick off.
Hey bro why you hate shrek

I'm Miguel, to me, shrek is gay
Miguel by The broom that goes boom February 9, 2020
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