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Jazminda 

Looks very young for her age, leaving people puzzled by her success. Demands the finer things in life like Champagne with tiny bubbles, don’t you dare serve her sparkling wine. Impeccable rhythm and love for the arts. Reliable, self-sufficient and gives the best advice. But don’t get it twisted, she fights dirty! Sharp with the tongue and sometimes carries a taser. Play nice and it’s smooth sailing with her.
Jazminda has the best taste, she’ll definitely have a good recommendation.
Jazminda by anonymous November 23, 2021
to be really high on a upper type of drug...
"damn bro, how many days you been shlivin"
shlivin by virtuoso February 23, 2008
Someone who suffers from a mental deficiency, see retard. So called due to Botley Park, a former mental home in Cherstey, Surrey.
"You are such a Botley."
botley by Lew H March 25, 2008
a city in northern bulgaria, famous for its VW Golf 2 mafia bosses, random buildings, lack of infrastructure, extreme nationalism and Optisprint
In Pleven, Golf drives YOU!
pleven by hangpln April 18, 2009

Idiosexual 

Adjective. One who is attracted to neither gender, and instead partakes in chronic masturbation.

From the Latin prefix "idios", meaning "one's own".
Chris: "Dude you coming out tonight? Pick up some chicks?"

Danny: "Nah i'm ok"

Chris: "What about a gay bar, if that's what you're into?"

Danny: "I'm good thanks"

Chris: "Dude, you're such a idiosexual"

Danny: "You're putting me off here. Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap"

Idiosexual by Brucey55 December 17, 2008
Super
Mega
Ultra
Nuclear
Gay

A derivative illness similar to smuna that highlights the need for all those infected with smuna or smung to be driven from the face of the Earth and sent spiralling into outer space in a sealed bus that was formerly used for special school students. Smung is nearly as bad as smuna but you will only get smung if you have smuna anyway, meaning you are just a dirty weirdo and should be shot into outer space in a sealed bus used by special school students.
Those gaylords are getting on the bus for the smung people
How smung is that guy
smung by honneamise October 7, 2020

Jacaylin 

A cool and amazing person whom is the wife of janiea
Jacaylin by Lev123 April 24, 2021
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