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An adult manboy who has aged passed his teen years and still refuses to discard his mental and physical obsession with pokemon. These "people" are often sincerely frowned, if not deeply forehead-wrinkled, upon. If you are in any way associated with one or more of these vile creatures, it is in your best interest to immediately contact PETA as he/they are probably trying to rape your cat and/or dog, or fish and probably your rodant pets too.
Pokeman.
Pokeman by Silenced Guilt December 21, 2014

Hobo Merch 

Clothes purchased from a thrift shop.
I just got hella hobo merch. I straight pimpin!
"Bro. Stop being an arsepit to these girls."

"Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Ya. Little. Bitch."
arsepit by SpoinkyDoinky November 25, 2013
Someone who is a weeb in the closet, and hasn't come to terms with it themselves. They tend to have severe cases of weebophobia and insist on not being a weeb yet take part in the following:

1. Insulting fellow weebs
2. Watching anime
3. In denial
4. Having a harem on mudae

This can also be known as a weeb-in-denial (creds tanish muah), closeted weeb, or a person lacking taste.
Juri: Have you heard of Naia? I heard she was diagnosed as a weeb by someone with a University of Addictive Disorders major.

Lisa: Woah that's epic, weebs are so chefs kiss I love them.
Juri: I know right, it's weird tho cause she's also weebophobic 😳

Naia: ahh what a good day to watch assassination classroom 😌
Also Naia when she sees a weeb: YOU FUCKI(NG WEEB STAB STAB SHINEEEEE!!!!11!!1!
Naia by GabbyDrankWater August 25, 2020
Modern day remnants of the neanderthal evolutionary period. Usually an unbathed 40 yr old that mauls over practically everybody in a mosh pit. If there isn't a mosh pit, they make one, especially if it's a softcore band playing on stage.
I'm so hardcore oldschool, I went to school with your dad, and now I'm murdering you cuz I'm a skiddid.
skiddid by x_xKish April 30, 2006

wireless 

Frank and Cindy went wireless last night!
wireless by Josephine Greene May 9, 2003
A stupid fucking meal that your mom (lol) thinks you want to eat even though it looks like fucking baby barf, and then she gets all pissy when you don't eat it and says you don't like her cooking even though all she did to make this fucking hellspawn of a dish is pour hot fucking water in oats and call it breakfast FUCK YOU MOM.
"Sweetheart come eat your Oatmeal!"

"NO FUCK YOU MOM IM NOT EATING THAT BABY SHIT"
"OH I SEE SO YOU DONT LIKE MY COOKING I SEE"
*cocks Knight MK-85*
Oatmeal by I HATEOATMEAL October 2, 2021
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