When a man shoves his penis down a woman's throat with such force that she faints, and he uses that same penis to slap her across the face to wake her up
"Dude, my girlfriend finally let me boomslang her last night."
"How was it?"
"She almostdied..."
when you wait for your friend to be concentrating really hard on something or deep into a conversation, then you pull out your penis, put it in his hand, and say "hold this".
"Hey Ted, hold this!"
"No problem man...
Wait, what the fuck?"
"HA!"
Aki is a great friend and a lovely, beautiful person. You can always rely on Aki to be there for you and put you in a good mood. Aki’s a reliable and trustworthy person who can be trusted with the deepest secrets. Aki is just an amazing and intelligent person who deserves the work but is modest and doesn’t see how amazing she truly is.
Woah that girl is a real Aki, I need a friend like her... oh wait she’s my best friend
The most poular music in Bulgaria for the last 2 years and probablt for the next 70,because the country is going to the dogs.Listened by 40-year-old alcohol addicts,who live alone,weigh at least 90 kg and go fishing every weekend in the poluted pond not beacuse of the fish,but because of the free food provided by their so called "friends".The avarage bulagrian/chalgarian drinks "Slavena"(the worse beer on the market,costs about 0.60 BGN per litre) and whacks off every time they see a chalga singer(usualy female,but there is one who's gay).The chalga music is suposed to be called Pop-Folk,but it's actualy a mockery of the bulgarian folklore.What can I say...screwed up country,screwed up music.
I'd rather not descrase myself by giving you some chalga lyrics to read.Besides you realy don't want to hear them,trust me.