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Poo jealousy 

The jealousy one feels after one of their friends or family has taken a dump.
Tom: Mate I just took the biggest rumple dumplestiltskin ever.
Simon: F you Tom, I've been waiting for hours to lay some cable and I haven't even seen as much as a turtle head.
Tom: Don't let your poo jealousy get the better of you mate. You'll be touching cloth in no time.
Poo jealousy by Urban Armour June 6, 2009
To send an electronic message on any device.
Ping me tomorrow and let me know when to pick you up.
Ping by MF March 11, 2005

Poop Cloth 

Bum Cloth
A wash cloth(Poop Cloth) use to clean the Anus after a very soft wet Bowl movement. Also used to give courtesy wipes after Toilet Paper.
Poop Cloth by D Blizzal December 3, 2019

mong stength 

Mong strenght is when someone use a surprising amount of stength when they get angry, like a mong when they dont get there afternoon pills! When someone gets mong strength they can do things they couldn't normaly do, e.g. punch harder, flip heavy tables, smash/brake strong things.
"Did you Bill yesterday, someone called his mum a slut so he got mong stength, n stated flippin tables!"
mong stength by warren193 June 22, 2008

no relationshipo 

A roll off of no homo. Said after a statement or action that another person could assume a relationship from.
Amy I love you no relationshipo

Mike it is very cold out tonight can we share a sleeping bag no relationshipo
the cum that comes out on top of your poop after you have had anal.
The morning after Corey blew his load in my butt, the tip of my poop had an icecap.
icecap by Jason February 23, 2005
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