Depression

Depression to me is the feeling of hopelessness. The feeling that no matter what you do or say it is never good enough. Objecting yourself to self doubt and second guessing every decision you make. Every moment you are on the verge of tears, if someone says hello or asks how you are, it's in that split second you start to speak that you shut down. Mind, body and soul shut down to protect yourself from breaking. Showing everyone around you how weak you are. A song on the radio that you love causes you pain to hear. Crying so hard and long that you can't breathe anymore. Looking at your loved ones who are concerned and telling them it is just a bad day you will be okay, knowing that this is just one of many but you hold your head up high so as not to ruin your relationships.

I shut down at work because my depression snuck in and caused me to feel horrible about myself.

Depression by zappyisnotalwayshappy October 17, 2018

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guavagasm

A guavagasm is what happens when you orgasm to the wonderful fruit, guava.

Did you just guavagasm samantha?

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The Norwegian national hero of all time

It's tricky to name just one Norwegian national hero of all time, the country is full of them. WWII alone made them a heroic nation 'cause it's the country that lasted longer than cheese eating surrender monkeys who lasted 42 days instead of 62!

They are also a sporty nation whose popular heroes can be found at the cross-country skiing scene - nothing is more Norwegian than a bunch of asthmatic cross-country skiers in the woods with icy snot, or nothing is as erotic (from a man's POV) as in the mass start competition of women's skate skiing on an uphill route; a queue of heavily panting women in a wide crotch position.

One of the quietest national heroes must be the cod who fought against German occupiers in the resistance movement.

Writer Knut Hamsun was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1920 and definitely one of Norway’s national heroes, his breakthrough work was "Hunger." He was also known as an avid fisherman but he became unpopular right after the War at an older age when he accidentally caught the aforementioned resistance cod by using a heavy duty rod and a braided line - he could've released the hero fish but Knut was too hungry for it...

The icing on the cake is, of course, Vidkun Quisling who was the Führer of Norway from 1942 to -45 until he died suddenly of acute complications from nickel allergy and lead poisoning.

The Norwegian national hero of all time must be OIL because they tend to say all of sudden: "We've got oil." Perhaps this is a self-esteem thing 'cause they know that without oil they would be mere stranglers of cod.

The Norwegian national hero of all time by O. W. Tongueincheek February 23, 2022

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Monkey business

Monkey business is when you and your friends get naked and jump around on a bed, The first one to fall off gets Turkey slapped and the rest of the monkeys do whatever they want to the Monkey that fell off

Hey Ashton wanna indulge in the act of Monkey business

Yeah sure man

Monkey business by Bulldogdmttv September 18, 2023

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Oct 16

The day a bitch was born!

Oct 16th was the day an accident came out. I mean, stay safe we (don't) love you <3

Boy: Yo, whats yo birthday?
Girl: Oct 16th
Boy: Aw hell nah cyu bitch

Oct 16 by stinkypiss November 6, 2021

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flaggot

a mean name for someone who is a member of color guard. yeah, COLOR GUARD MEMBERS, not flaggots.

don't ever call someone a flaggot, because they work their asses off for 9, sometimes 11 hours a day, just to make the fucking show look more interesting. without color guard, you'd have nothing to look at.

omg that flaggot totally just missed her spot. what a stupid, like, flaggot and stuff. ya know?

flaggot by FxHxSxCxG August 4, 2006