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Red eye at night 

A play on the rhyme "Red sky at night", this is an excerpt of the entire rhyme;

"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

The rhyme refers to marijuana smoking, which can cause a users eyes to become bloodshot and red, and often being a telltale sign of somebody being stoned.
"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."
Red eye at night by The_ALCH August 16, 2019

shababbled 

when u are shababbled you are shocked and you want to die at the moment, but you’re not gonna die.
person: “I cannot believe victor got nose surgery”
me: “I KNOW right!! I’m so shababbled.”
shababbled by dudethatshellllllagay November 15, 2018

Sacapuntas

the only “curse” word that Señorita Thomas allows the class to use. It does not mean pencil sharpener in spanish.
“aw shit i dropped my pencil”
“no foul language in this classroom sir”
“right sorry, sacapuntas”
Sacapuntas by poop_chemist February 2, 2022

homeless person 

1. A person who has lost their livelihood due to some unfortunate circumstance in their life (usually ASSUMED to be drug-related), and no longer has a home.

2. A politically-correct, "vanilla", description of someone who has been kicked on their ass by a narcissistic society.

3. Something that wouldn't exist if people ACTUALLY cared about people other than themselves.
Passer-by 1: Hey, look at that homeless person over there! Must be a crackhead!

Passer-by 2: Hey I've seen her before...she used to work down at the homeless shelter before they closed down!
homeless person by Squiggly May 8, 2013

Sir Kafuxalought

Someone who really be fucking every last female in the universe. Most likely named John, Eddie, Chad, Brad, Zach or some other white ass name
D’quavis: Yo Eddie really be bagging every hoe

Demarcus: Fo sho. He really the new Sir kafuxalought
Sir Kafuxalought by Rlboat67 November 21, 2019
Pertz. A man with a mane. A wild stallion running free with hair cascading in a buoyant and electric fashion.

A Pertz may be featured in a Pertz Plus commercial due to the nature of it's hair being so naturally phenomenal. Men want to be Pertz, women want to be with Pertz.

*Antonym: Bookman
"Wow - just look at that Pertz run! He looks like Anthony Kiedis running in 'Under the Bridge'."

"Hey, have you seen chariots of fire? That movie reminds me of Pertz."

Man to wife: "Honey, now that I'm older and I'm starting to lose my hair, I wonder if I should get a hair transplant to look like Pertz".
Wife to man: "Babe, if you get hair like Pertz, I can finally stop sleeping with him behind your back and I'll finally love you for you."
Pertz by RobbyB. October 14, 2019
To want to fuck a guy, or be attracted to guys.

i dont know, i just got here.
William: "why are you looking at me-"
Hunter: "fuck me, i want your cum inside of me."
Hunter: "no homo"
William: "man you're Gay"
Gay by MyFriendIsProbablyGay November 29, 2022
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