essman

A pimple on the shaft of the penis, ball sack, or vaginal lips,

I popped the essman on my dick, but it's still pretty red.

My girlfriend has an essman so I won't eat her out.

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Crilbuss Shartwad

when the love for your homies is more than platonic

when i was staring at my homie in his beautiful face, i said to myself, "im in crilbuss shartwad."

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It's a variation of xd which is used to express, along with laugh, facepalming.

- Hey dude, I have just bought a PS4. It's way better than your $1000 PC!
- ksd

ksd by Sasurik January 2, 2017

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Uses the spanish word pendejo meaning stupid mixed with longo meaning crazy.It's used on stupid,crazy people who dn't understand or pay attention.

Mark was so furious at Johns stupidity he then insulted him by calling him a pendejolongo.

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My monitor and the cable were both male, I had to buy a Female/female adapter and perform a danish switcheroo

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1. Disagreeable and grey, esp. of architecture.
2. Frumpish.

1. Must we move to Lewisham? It's so gribbly there.
2. "What?" asked Boris, amazed. "You want me to boff Ann Widdecombe? But she's so gribbly!"

Gribbly by Sklooby March 16, 2008

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A pen pal is a person with whom one becomes friends by exchanging letters via mail

Kellin: "yay, my letter from my pen pal from sweden just came in!"
Mom: "What did she say sweetie?"

Pen Pal by niall's mofo November 20, 2012

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