The average distance between two McDonald's "restaurants" in a given city.

Since there are now more McDonald's establishments in major cities than flies in a public shitter, one can use this as a unit to measure distance in an urban environment.

Very effective for those who cannot traverse more than the said McMile without stopping to eat at McDonald's.

A lazy person who sits around, wasting their life away while watching shadows trace along the wall. A bum to both oneself and society, leaching off of others, a sick and pathetic waste of flesh and life. Synonomous with an eager desire to remain unemployed, with their fat ass firmly glued to your couch.

Man-tuh-see
noun, plural -sies, verb, -sied, -sy·ing.

When a Manly man imagines; usually extravagantly and over exaggerated, about doing something of a erotic/funny nature to another man. Can also be used for awesome ideas that guys would love to actually do, but will prob never happen.
Usually the men are already involved in bromantic activities together.

obnoxious - descriptive, usally followed by 'lil'

The shortened version of pyjamas

A 'swall rat' is someone who constantly is drinking alcohol, their 'swall.' A Northern Ireland slang word, used amongst younger people. When people call others a 'swall rat' it is usually taking the piss but can be used seriously. Also see 'swall demon.'