BOJANGLER

A lazy person who sits around, wasting their life away while watching shadows trace along the wall. A bum to both oneself and society, leaching off of others, a sick and pathetic waste of flesh and life. Synonomous with an eager desire to remain unemployed, with their fat ass firmly glued to your couch.

Person 1: "Hey you fucking shit, why you just layin' around the house like some bojangler?"

by Greg Hudson & Andy Smith January 6, 2009

bojangler

someone who talks about something that has no point; going on about nothing; a rambler.

Also, someone here got bojangling confused with boguarting. Thay obviously didn't teach ebonics at your HS just like they didn't teach spelling at mine.

1) Man, STFU you are Bojangling again!
2) My mom is such bojangler.

by NoPain A-Train December 26, 2007

Bojangler

A person who wastes time, takes too long to get ready, is always late and leaves everyone waiting.

Has anyone seen Jay, we are supposed to leave in 20 minutes?
He has to stop for gas, see a friend, and pick up some food. He'll meet us here soon.
Bah! He's such a bojangler

by Julie Jo October 20, 2008

Bojangler

A gender neutral man who gets off on girls eating Bojangles alone in their cars during business hours.

Omg did you guys hear?? The Bojangler struck again! Lisa saw the Bojangler the other night Bojangling to her while she ate in her car!

by Robseltpq March 1, 2019

bojangler

Somebody who constantly sits around, skps things, and doesnt go to track practice

Daniel Giguere, Pheonix Rising, D-Money is a bojangler when he skips spring break practice

by billbong92 April 14, 2010

Bojangler Dangler

Dangley thing in the back of your throat

guy1: hey whats the hangey thing in your throat?
guy2:Oh!!! You're Bojangler Dangler

by The mystery man oofoof November 6, 2020

brojangles

On January 21st, 1982 at 5:34 am, a man went to the grocery store to pick up a veggie burger. While getting his burger, he tripped on a banana and injured his hand. Despite the setback, he made his way to the register where he struck up a conversation with a man named Jacob Willoms about their shared appreciation for jeans. After leaving the grocery store, he headed to Burger King to pick up a whopper with no onion, extra mayonnaise, and no ketchup. Unfortunately, he choked on his food and passed away due to his injured hand. Three days later, his good friend Jacob Willoms inherited all of his money and hosted the funeral. However, three years later, Jacob was approached by a mysterious figure named Harold Hippyton Bingle who offered him meth, but he declined and continued on with his day. The events of that fateful day at the grocery store may have been tragic, but they ultimately led to Jacob inheriting a significant amount of wealth and the opportunity to make a new start.

-rufus "He josh what you doin'?" josh- "just gonna go to the grocery store to get a veggie burger, than i'm gonna go get a whopper." -rufus "Oh you brojangles!"

by TheDannyG March 30, 2023