McMile 

The average distance between two McDonald's "restaurants" in a given city.

Since there are now more McDonald's establishments in major cities than flies in a public shitter, one can use this as a unit to measure distance in an urban environment.

Very effective for those who cannot traverse more than the said McMile without stopping to eat at McDonald's.

Person 1: What's the dis between yer home and the college?
Person 2: About 3 McMile's
Person 1: Uhh... What's a McMile?
Person 2: It's the distance between two McDonald's restaurants!
Person 1: ...
Person 1: You'd know, fatass...

McMile by SamP December 27, 2008

McMillen High School 

A school full of rich, white boys that think they're ghetto enough to be considered poor. All the girls stuff their bra, drink till they fuck 5 kids in 2 minutes, and make you pay 30 dollars just for a one, raw, dry hand-job and some candies to stuff your nose with on the side. The bathrooms are crowded every passing period with bitches passing their periods and guys giving each other blowjobs. Every girl drink Starbucks on the daily, and chick-fil-a is stuffed into their fat faces. Trash cans are being burnt left and right like a 2013 Minecraft PVP zone. You can smell the off-tasting pussy and the fly, high weed filling your nostrils every time you walk into a classroom. All the teachers are from WW2 and still have guns in their back pockets for the fear factor, yet none of them have a slight idea of what the fuck happens. Full of stoners and people who get their rocks off to feet. Never in my life have I seen such a down bad, run-off the wall, shitty school for being built in the last decade.

"You know McMillen High School"
"I'm gonna have to stop you right there (Backs up slowly and walks away)"

McMillen High School by SmolWoodChip July 16, 2022

Edmund Mcmillen 

The creator of many popular video games such as Super Meat Boy and The Binding of Isaac.

Person 1: @Edmund Mcmillen
Person 2:Oh man dis happening
Person 1: You little @*&%$!

Edmund Mcmillen by EpicCoolGamerN00bslayer69420 August 6, 2021

Jimmy McMillan

Jimmy McMillan is the official leader of the New York political party "The Rent is Too Damn High," an offshoot of the Democratic Party. Mr. McMillan has run for governor of New York several times between 1993 and 2010. The most consistent of his messages over the past two decades have been the need for rent freezes country-wide and education reform at the college level. His greatest political victory to date was when he picked up .03% of the mayoral vote in 2005.

His early political career was not as successful however. After losing in 1993, his failure was compounded when he was tied to a tree and doused in gasoline, nearly set ablaze. Angered by this incident, Mr. McMillan climbed the Brooklyn Bridge and refused to come down until major news networks would cover his campaign. He was later injured during the same campaign. Sources indicate the Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart may have been involved in McMillan's injury.

"I can't play Starcraft right now guys, I've been watching the latest speech from Jimmy McMillan for the past hour."
-Mike

"Hey guys are you going to the rally?"
-Chris
"Yeah, Jimmy McMillan really speaks me. He wants to control rent, provide education, and allow us all to live peaceably in hand with one another in the utopia sandwiched between his muttonchops."
-Frank

"Did you hear that Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert gave Jimmy McMillan Canadian History for so long, he had to withdraw from the campaign?"
-Jerry

Jimmy McMillan by Wanda Greer October 21, 2010

mcmisery 

When you go to McDonald and there's no ice cream since the machine is not working so you have fallen into a depress state and feel like your worthless, Mcmisery

O, wow the machine is not working. I'm mcmisery

mcmisery by I'M HIGH AF January 17, 2018

mcmillion 

Last name of a not wealthy person. Origins some where in europe,,most live in Texas. Best last name in the whole world.

How do you spell your last name? (McMillion) Really! Thats a cool last name.

mcmillion by sissy1222 August 7, 2010

McSmile 

The phenomenum of the pleasure that is McDonalds transfered into to sheer euphoria as you consume the large variety of artery clogging cuisines, instantly spreading happiness across your face in the form off a smile.

Also known as the McGrin

Slim Jim: Dude look at that guy at McDonalds, he's Gianormus! I give him 2 months left to live tops!

Small Paul: Man, don't worry bout it! Look how happy that dude is eating his Big Mac, he'll die with a McSmile on his face for sure!

Slim Jim: Ah yes, the good ol' McGrin...lets go get a burger!

McSmile by Wollf April 7, 2010