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If That Is Your Bitch Then Let Me Haunted House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang 

If That Is Your Bitch Then Let Me Haunted House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang
If That Is Your Bitch Then Let Me Haunted House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang

dendropheliac

a person who fucks trees and thy enjoy better than human sex.
dendropheliac by aLeXX March 27, 2003

pile driver 

A sexual position where someone lies with their ass face up in the air then someone else fucks their ass or cunt downward in a pile driving motion
I pile drove your mom til she passed out!!
pile driver by Big Jon July 8, 2005

Tamora Pierce 

An author of fantasy novels for teenagers. Her works include "The Song of the Lioness" quartet (Alanna: The First Adventure, In the Hand of the Goddess, The Woman who Rides Like A Man, Lioness Rampant), "The Immortals" quartet (Wild Magic, Wolf Speaker, Emperor Mage, The Realms of the Gods), and the "Protector of the Small" quartet (First Test, Page, Squire, Lady Knight). These three quartets are set in the imaginary midieval realm of Tortall.

Adding on to those sets in the Tortallan series are the two books of the "Daughter of the Lioness" (Trickster's Choice, Trickster's Queen) and the newest installment, "Beka Cooper" (Terrier). As of yet, Terrier is the only book in this series out.

Pierce also has books not set in Tortall out, like the "Circle of Magic" quartet (Sandry's Book, Tris's Book, Daja's Book, Briar's Book) and follows up on those with "The Circle Opens" (Magic Steps, Cold Fire, Street Magic, Shatterglass (I may have messed up the order there.)) Adding to that is "The Will of the Empress", which I'm not entirely sure belongs to a quartet, but follows "The Circle Opens".

Pierce edited an anthology called "Young Warriors".

In my opinion. Tamora Pierce is one of the most exceptional teen-fantasy novelists out there. Her work is filled with swords, sorcery, talking animals, animals that don't talk but probably should, humor, violence, and assholes you'd love to choke (and usually eventually die anyway, which makes it so much more satisfying).

Ms. Pierce got me into being an avid reader at a young age (and I'm only fifteen now). Therefore, if you want to get your child into reading, I suggest you get them a book by Tamora Pierce. Or read them yourself---they're all good. Her work is much better than that "Eragon" lord-of-the-rings-ripoff crap.
"Wow, Jill. This book was really good. Who was it by again?"

"By Tamora Pierce."

"OHMYGOD. Didn't I read a fanfic about Alanna killing Saphira before?"

"You did! I LOVED that. I wish it would happen."

"Yeah, Eragon sucks."

"I know. Pierce is so much better."

"Oh shiz, is that a randomly-placed H-bomb zooming at us?"

"HOLY---"

boom. explosion.
Tamora Pierce by Kazeko December 12, 2008

shenannigan 

1. to cause a ruckus

2. to play a decietful trick
after i drink my beer, im going to go pull a shenanigan
shenannigan by poophead May 13, 2005
A beautiful Sweet girl . Usually gets what she wants if she asks. But she doesn’t get mad if she’s doesn’t get what she wants. She has really long beautiful black or brown hair. She is really pretty and is really good at dancing . She’s competitive when it comes to some people . She laughs non stop and can make you smile when your sad and can brighten up anyone’s day with her smile. She hates seeing people get hurt and runs and hugs and kisses them before you can say a word. She is a midget you could say and is really skinny and Eat all day and she is still skinny! Everyone is like how ? Girls are jealous of her. And she will cut you in a heart beat. And her laugh is superrrr Funny You will die ! And she is obsessed with animals !
( Kal - E - on )

Boy - Omg ! There she is , man she is so beautiful .

Boys Bestfriend : Bro I’m gonna go get her number

Boy : good luck she is a Kaliyan
kaliyan by Cheergirl2935 May 14, 2018
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