zunk

zunk can mean 1 of 5 things.
1. prepared for a zombie attack (zunked)
2. to go zombie killing (zunking)
3. an obbsession with zombies (zunk)
4. a combination of heavy metal with funk (zunk)
5. a band that does not limit themselve to one genre. rather, they cover all different styles of a class. zunk rock may include anything from early classic rock to heavy metal to industrial.

1. dude, im so phunking zunked for a zombie outbreak!
2. wait guys, we better make a plan before we go zunking.
3. man, tom talks about zombies so much he's unk!
4. dude, that rob zombie song Brick House is phunking zunk!
5. ahh man, General Rock is so awesome! they're a really cool zunk band.

by caleb von sexy pants December 28, 2006

zunk

(lit) To penetrate, in common usage it means to be exploited, ripped off, ... See also shafted (UK), screwed (US)

I just got totally zunked by the insurance company.

by Geoff Grahame January 8, 2006

Zunk

zunk means getting sucked

Im gonna go out tonight, get zunked, get a donair.

by mega b February 8, 2015

Zunking

Purposely shutting yourself while receiving a handjob from a cripple

I was at Heather's house and decided to start zunking while she got me off

by Big dick suckstron March 26, 2024

Zunking

Zunking is aggressively masturbating in a public school using your feet

"I was Zunking in 4th period, it felt great."😃👍

by Big dick suckstron March 25, 2024

zunking

Going into a Subway while screaming the phrase “ZUNKY ZUNKY ZUNKY” repeatedly and ordering a foot long sandwich, and then going to the public restroom (if the given Subway has one) and fully inserting the sandwich into your anus while, again, repeatedly screaming the phrase “ZUNKY ZUNKY ZUNKY” loudly enough for all customers and employees to hear.

Person A: Wanna go zunking at Subway later?
Person B: Sure, what ingredients are you gonna put on yours this time?
Person C: ZUNKY ZUNKY ZUNKY

by 200FpsMango March 30, 2024

zunked

To be extremely drunk/wasted or high. To be extremely fucked up/not sober.

"Bro we got so zunked last night"
"Can't wait to get zunked on saturday"

by laynal February 7, 2017