zuni

A queer who gets their hair shaved from either losing a bet or a present. Usually described as a loser who nobody likes.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm getting my hair shaved!
Guy 2: No! Don't be a zuni! You'll get laughed at!

by haydense April 14, 2008

Zuni

A very dumb bitch who gives no contribution to the environment

Rebekah is being such a zuni

by Chloe Leighanne October 30, 2020

ZUNI

(n) a huge pimp that runs the world and has an empire

girl 1: hey! omg thats zuni, my bf! isnt he hot?

girl 2: wait what!? thats my bf!

girl 3: the hell? thats my ex!

by unknownshadow121 November 23, 2006

Zuni

The new Zoom-based remotely delivered university.

I no longer teach at the Uni, nope it’s the Zuni now.

by Dr Zoom October 22, 2020

zuni

A queer who is unique and marches to the beat of his own drummer

That zuni will never fall for it.

by quiet_knowledge December 21, 2016

Zuni’s Law

Originating on May 9th 2020, Zuni’s Law describes the phenomena where internet users—many of whom have no prior knowledge of the subject—will follow any internet trend or bandwagon, and attempt to reproduce it nonsensically in poor quality. Many instances of this law include theft of other people’s ideas or work and attempts to rebrand it under the current trend. Zuni’s Law was established by iFunny user Zuniroa following the observation that many iFunny users began writing their own “laws” following the popularity of Bidoof’s Law and Garf’s Law. The most famous of these poor-quality laws is Kes’s Law. Kes’s Law differentiates itself from Bidoof’s and Garf’s laws in its idiocy due to the fact that it’s not an original observation of internet behavior, it’s merely a shoddily-made renaming of the Illusory Truth Effect.

Kes: “Yo dude these people keep joking about femboys, and now they like femboys! I think I could call this Kes’s Law just like Garf’s Law!”

Sensible Human Being: “That’s just the Illusory Truth Effect, retard. Zuni’s Law applies here.”

Kes: “Wait, isn’t Zuni’s Law itself an application of Zuni’s Law?”

Sensible Human Being: “Well, shit. You got me there.”

by Zuniroa May 10, 2020

zuni sunrise

The sexual position where one will lead themselves beneath her thigh, she will be laying sideways of course with her upper body leaning back so that way her breast is exposed with her armpit fuming your thrusts. Then he may grasp upon his hose and assume a position where then he may enter her. Then while her leg springs against his thrusts he then may hold upon her breast and lick the sweat from her armpit. There for the zuni sunrise is the way to go for scent turnons

I once made passionate love to her in the sweet autumn chill. We conspired and laughed then began to become filled with lust and that is when I quickly began exploring the likeness of thee zuni sunrise.

by Forestautumn October 8, 2022