ZUNI

(n) a huge pimp that runs the world and has an empire

girl 1: hey! omg thats zuni, my bf! isnt he hot?

girl 2: wait what!? thats my bf!

girl 3: the hell? thats my ex!

by unknownshadow121 November 23, 2006

Zunie

Zunie is an annoying brat and is so disgusting. He is so mean and disrespectful to everyone around him… but he’s also kinda cute if I’m being honest with you here.. he can be nice sometimes, and he can make your heart melt if he really feels like it.

person #1:HOLY SHIT YOURE DATING ZUNIE????
person#2: I know right…

by iluvboobamwahmwah November 22, 2021

Zunie

A ravid Zune fanboy. Could be a threat to others, as they can use their Zune as a weapon.

"Dude, that guy never leaves his house without his Zune"
"What a Zunie"

by J-Jazz-Ay December 17, 2008

zuni

A queer who gets their hair shaved from either losing a bet or a present. Usually described as a loser who nobody likes.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm getting my hair shaved!
Guy 2: No! Don't be a zuni! You'll get laughed at!

by haydense April 15, 2008

Zuni

A very dumb bitch who gives no contribution to the environment

Rebekah is being such a zuni

by Chloe Leighanne October 31, 2020

Zuni

The new Zoom-based remotely delivered university.

I no longer teach at the Uni, nope it’s the Zuni now.

by Dr Zoom October 22, 2020

zuni

A queer who is unique and marches to the beat of his own drummer

That zuni will never fall for it.

by quiet_knowledge December 21, 2016