zuneail 

Zuneail is the most amazing person you could ever have in your life. If he’s there, make sure to appreciate him a lot. He’ll slowly become the light of your life. He may come off as a little rude or mean, but on the inside, he is incredibly sweet. He cares deeply for the people he loves, and would do anything for them. He is also extremely attractive, smart, talented, funny as fuck, and knows exactly what he wants. His hair is amazing, and so is his smile and personality. Cherish him, because your life wouldnt be the same without him.

"Zuneail called me today. My day immediately got better. I can't wait to talk to him again."

zuneail by scarbtw December 11, 2019

Zunealogically challenged

Being horrible at trying to operate a Zune. This term is usually applied to someone who uses Ipods a lot and can't figure out how to operate a Zune.

Girl: I can't figure out how to go back a screen on this Zune! There's no "Menu" button like on my Ipod!

Guy: You are so Zunealogically Challenged

Zunealogically challenged by Squeek32 December 13, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012