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A cool confident person who wears the hottest expensive brand name clothing & huge excessive jewelry. First associated in a man being a womanizer, player or a fuckboy. Then later evolved in being a leader or someone in charge, usually mixed with the connotation of being a drug lord, gangster or pimp.

The Trinidadian slang 'zesser' or 'zess' originates from the English word zest or zesty which means to be appealingly, appetizing or sharp.
I'm wanna be a zesser. She's dating a zesser. I need a real zesser in my life.
Zesser by Matic868 February 15, 2020
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zuess • zesser • Zues • zuss • zess • zuest • Zussy • zcessarah • zessel • Zesser (male)
Gives ppl their fucking med kits every damn hour in WW2
God damnit Zussman.
zussman by Little boy thicc January 7, 2018
A fictional drawing created by the amazing artist know as Daniel Owens.
Have you prayed to zuss yet today?
Zuss by Hungtor April 3, 2020
A real hot stepper, and when he step into the room a big glock on the dresser. He wetter and have Gucci and Polo and big chain on he neck, Have a big chain and slave band, he could handle waist and apply real pressure. He is a real trendsetter, blue notes in his pocket cause he have real cheddar.
Zesser by Zesser February 10, 2019

Flaming Zues 

A sex position in which the couple is positioned at the top of a set of stairs. During intercourse, the male removes his penis and lights it on fire before re-inserting. Once this is done he then proceeds to ride his partner down the set of stairs while screaming the name of the position.
"Did you hear Carly got Flaming Zuesed yesterday?"

"Yeah she broke her spine."
Flaming Zues by spega May 25, 2011

May Zues Paradox

It’s a term used in Burmese Politics in Myanmar. As long as a certain group of people is seating in the parliament, you are told that the only option you have is to vote for NLD which will be getting rid of them sooner or later. But they had already spoken out publicly that those unelected 25% people which is provided with seats in parliament according to the unjust constitution they said, are too crucial in this politics to be disposed and reconciliation with military faction is politically suggested method to avoid bloodshed as little as possible, which on the other hand neglects all the social class struggles and identity politics in the country.
Saw Maung : Hey Pineapple Bikini, I dont think I will be voting as long as the constitution is not amended.

Pineapple Bikini : Why do you say so ?

Saw Maung : Dude, we are facing May Zues Paradox.
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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