zorkula 

A ridiculously disgusting slob that shovels food in their neck and doesn't chew with their mouth closed so they spit food when they talk.

Luigi chew with your mouth closed you fucking zorkula.

zorkula by Lilnucence September 3, 2018

Zorvula 

A vampire, of Mexican or Latino descent, who wears a black mask over his eyes and is exceptional at horseriding and sword fighting.

Watch out for that Zorvula over there.

Zorvula by RichardGere-TakeARideInAFord August 3, 2009

Zonkulating

To daydream about improbable scenarios that bring joy.

"Sam spent the whole day zonkulating about kissing Owen Wilson."

Zonkulating by Sams Silliest December 26, 2023

Zonkulate

To daydream about fake scenarios that are incredibly unlikely

bro, all you do is zonkulate about marrying David Tennant

Zonkulate by Sams Silliest December 28, 2023

zonkulater 

A person who frequently zonkulates

Its so cool being a zonkulater, the community is so welcoming!!

zonkulater by Sams Silliest December 28, 2023