zoof

when you dash but hit a wall when you're dashing

"I just ended up zoofing in Meat Boy."

by Evelyn_Timpani May 26, 2018

zoof

To screw up a simple daily activity so badly resulting in extreme embarrassment and even possible thoughts of suicide.

I zoofed it when I took such a bad golf swing at the range, that the head of the driver breaks off outflew the ball.

by K. Cox February 22, 2008

Zoof

A nickname for someone for whom you feel very intense affection; pertaining to, the ultimate partner.

Also used as: Zoofy

Oh my incredible zoof, I'm so lucky." and "You're my zoof, always and forever

by Infinityz January 13, 2011

Zoof

A zoof is someone who has absolutley no understanding of the world around them; ignorant; completly clueless

Jack is the biggest zoof on the planet.

by Anthony Pratley September 27, 2005

Zoof

The action of Zoofing is the male opposite of a queef, sucking items into the tip of a penis or foreskin.

Tommy Zoofed a box of Froot Loops so when he sneezes they come flying out of his foreskin like a shotgun blast.

by WittyForLifes August 9, 2018

Zoof

Zoof is a person who’s extremely annoying but they don’t stop due to how hilarious they’re finding themselves.

“Stop spamming with shrek memes you little zoof”

by Pasta destroyer November 8, 2020