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Time Zonist 

A Time zonist is a person that holds what time zone you are in against you.
Hey the boss is a Time Zonist he doesn't like people from other time zones.
Time Zonist by brgiad May 17, 2021
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something that is both zesty and moist
"this tangerine is really zoisty"
"i feel really zoisty today"
zoisty by you ever just yort November 8, 2018
The most goregeous girl EVERRRR in every single way(even though she might not always think so)!! Zonish is the perfect friend and will always have your back. She is the most fun person to be around and is always positive and kind. Zonish is always there for you and will never let you down no matter what. She is the funniest person ever and is very supportive. She’s always there to help you and to encourage you to reach your goals. Zonish is definitely someone you’d want to keep with you for as long as possible and is also someone you’d regret losing. Zonish is smart and interesting and is always there to cheer you up. She’s a great listener and gives you the best advice. Zonish always puts others before herself and cares about her friends in an amount that you can’t even imagine. Zonish is a great role model overall. Anyone can learn to love Zonish and find the best in her. To make a long story short, Zonish is perfect in her own way with her own style and we all love her so much and we’re so greatful to have her in our lives!!😍🥰🤩🥳😘❤️💖
Zonish is my bff and I love her so much!!
I wish I could be like Zonish.
Zonish is the best periodt! No tampon, no pad!!!!
zonish by Bestie💖 May 16, 2019
1.One of the children of the dark, they prey on cold food, not anything warm.
2.A religion that was started in the 21st century by an anonymous person, most people just know that worshippers started popping up all over the place.
3.A religion where you worship Lord Zot, god of the Dead, and darkness, and nothing.
1."I am a child of the darkness"
2."I am a zotist"
3."I have faith in Lord Zot, that he will protect me, therefore I fear no ghost"
Zotist by Silvanoshei October 29, 2005

zenistumybeloved 

zenistumybeloved is the best gf ever. she is so cool and sometimes fun🙄 but i love her
the user zenistumybeloved is so cool and adorable

zomister 

omg zomister is so hot
zomister by totally not zomister April 29, 2022
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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