When you wake up feeling so crappy, you walk around moaning and dragging your feet. A result of either being hungover or just not being a morning person.
BossmanDick: You're two hours late for work!
Soontobehisboss: Cut me some slack, I woke up zombified
BossmanDick: I'm writing you up!
Soontobehisboss: Jeez Dick, you're such a dick...
In the state of extreme exhaustion. You are so completely tired that your eyes burn, your head aches, and your mouth hangs open. You are Zombified if you are in such a state.
"Man I am so zombified! I stayed up for threedays straight"
OR
"Look at that kid, he is so zombified. It looks like he hasn't gotten sleep for days."
1.Is the state of being stimulated in an unconcious state to your actual state of being; being under the influence of psychotropic prescription drugs, music, sex, alcohol, not connected, etc.
2. Being on drugs prescribed or unprescribed
3. Being under the influence of a substance, not sober.
4. Intoxication by any substance.
5. Under ther influence of; music, etc
6. Not cognitive.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!