1 Supposed to be a boy kitty, but gets pregnant and is an asshole about it.

2 Constantly demands food, especially yours while you eat it.

3 Doesn't want you to touch it, except in 10 second intervals on its own time, never when you want to. If you try, it hisses, walks to food dish and demands to be fed instead.
Honey, guess what, Mr kitty is pregnant.

Hey cat, that's my pop tart.

Well fine then zombie kitty, if I can't pet you, then you can eat dog food till I'm good and ready to get up and feed you.
by Melandmom June 7, 2014
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