zombie cap 

An object when worn makes one do stupid things.

Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!

zombie cap by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011

zombiecatzzz 

a swaggy cat bitch on tiktok who can draw

daniel: omg ur such a zombiecatzzz!
tyler: awe thank you!

zombiecatzzz by og.transfat March 18, 2021

zombieraptorjesus 

due to the predistion of the end of the world,including the "rapture" or how there was supposedly going to be an appocalypse. The word spread around the internet and "rapture" turned into raptor,therefore creating the Zombieraptorjesus.

"oh shit,zombieraptorjesus!!"

*screams through laughter*"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!"

zombieraptorjesus by WRIST CRAKKER June 17, 2011

zombiecatzzz 

a very cool tiktoker. he's very swag. his name is tyler. and xe belives in cat supremacy. xe is very cool

zombiecatzzz is so cool

zombiecatzzz by marleystrickland March 18, 2021