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zolaina means forever. a happy couple that will stay together until the end, and until their afterlives.
me: do you think we’re going to last?
s/o: of course, we’re zolaina.
zolaina by her forever bubba December 9, 2020
Words you can keep
An internet robot, like smarterchild who is not fun to talk to very much.

She'll say stupid things and repeat herself a lot.
ScreenameHere: I hope you know what you're doing.
ZolaOnAOL: Don't worry about it, I Have A Huge Erection.

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ScreennameHere: Tight pants!
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: tight pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS!!!!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT. PANTS.
ZolaOnAOL: What brand?
ScreennameHere: Abercrombie tight pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT. PANTS!!!!!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: What brand?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT ABERCROMBIE PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT.
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. How was your weekend?
Related Words
a sexy ass female who pulls hoes in a heartbeat
have you seen this hot ass girl, her names zolina
zolina by sexoffender710 December 17, 2017
zulaina knows all tea going around and is especially motivated to reach the stars and help her friends
"omg maybe ask zulaina she might help"
zulaina by omgwhatamidoinghere January 23, 2021
A Zoltina person is someone that just won't stop slapping your butt. They even may go far enough and start weirdly grabbing their friends thighs.
Stay away from *Zoltina people*. They slap like a getting hit 800 time in the ass with a baseball bat.
Zoltina by Zoltinasfriend October 13, 2023
A zoltina person us someone that just won't stop slapping your butt and others butts. Sometime these people will even start to weirdly rub your thigh and make you feel terrified of what they are capable off.
Stay away from *Zoltina people*. They are very dangerous individuals that might make you lose the ability to sit down after a rather hard hit.
Zoltina by Zoltinasfriend October 13, 2023
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