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Zoen is a male name commonly used for chubby babies. Zoen means “Kiss” in a variety of languages. If you’re name is Zoen you probably are very fluent when speaking to women and can score fairly easily. Most people with this name also have a wide sense of humor meaning they are always the funniest person in the room. And if you ever get lucky enough to get a date with a Zoen then you should never let him go because he cherishes girls more than anything in his life. The last thing is that all Zoen’s smoke weed, trust me.

Zoen is a sexy person

zoen by Aiden back March 14, 2018

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Zoen is gay

zoen by Marseric May 10, 2018

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Dirty zoen

One who shits in their girl and then proceeds to fuck it.

I did the dirty zoen to my girl last night.

Dirty zoen by Leonard Hassel February 1, 2022

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Zave X Zoen

The Perfect Couple. Both names start with a'Z'. Both Are idiotic- A Match Made In Heaven. At first they will be very shy when meet, but as they know each other more their affection for each other grows.

"It Was Love At First Sight" The cute couple said when they were interviewed.

Zave X Zoen Is Simp

Zave X Zoen by Hi Zave September 28, 2020

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zoenettes

Has great taste and she is SO PRETTY

Do you know zoenettes?
Yup! I could recognize her pfp from a mile away proud

zoenettes by definette July 1, 2021

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Zoenen en Dumpen

A dutch saying for people who are badass to the bone, they kiss a girl when they go out and dump her just seconds later.

It is known as an extreme of swag and the yolo-way of life.
Literal translation: kiss and dump

Barry: "You pulled any girls tonight?"
Harry: "Yeah man, but you know the motto: zoenen en dumpen."
Barry: "Aight, you are the swagmaster!"

Zoenen en Dumpen by Bazed February 24, 2013

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Zoenuts

A Tiktok ''cult'' of 8 year old kids joking about sex even if they are that young

''Damn that zoenuts cult is getting on my nerves!

Zoenuts by Animalcrossingislife June 29, 2020

Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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