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Zoen is a male name commonly used for chubby babies. Zoen means “Kiss” in a variety of languages. If you’re name is Zoen you probably are very fluent when speaking to women and can score fairly easily. Most people with this name also have a wide sense of humor meaning they are always the funniest person in the room. And if you ever get lucky enough to get a date with a Zoen then you should never let him go because he cherishes girls more than anything in his life. The last thing is that all Zoen’s smoke weed, trust me.
Zoen is a sexy person
zoen by Aiden back March 14, 2018
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Zoen is gay
zoen by Marseric May 10, 2018
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Dirty zoen 

One who shits in their girl and then proceeds to fuck it.
I did the dirty zoen to my girl last night.
Dirty zoen by Leonard Hassel February 1, 2022

Zave X Zoen 

The Perfect Couple. Both names start with a'Z'. Both Are idiotic- A Match Made In Heaven. At first they will be very shy when meet, but as they know each other more their affection for each other grows.

"It Was Love At First Sight" The cute couple said when they were interviewed.
Zave X Zoen by Hi Zave September 28, 2020

zoenettes 

Has great taste and she is SO PRETTY
Do you know zoenettes?
Yup! I could recognize her pfp from a mile away proud
zoenettes by definette July 1, 2021

Zoenen en Dumpen 

A dutch saying for people who are badass to the bone, they kiss a girl when they go out and dump her just seconds later.

It is known as an extreme of swag and the yolo-way of life.
Literal translation: kiss and dump
Barry: "You pulled any girls tonight?"
Harry: "Yeah man, but you know the motto: zoenen en dumpen."
Barry: "Aight, you are the swagmaster!"
Zoenen en Dumpen by Bazed February 24, 2013
A Tiktok ''cult'' of 8 year old kids joking about sex even if they are that young
''Damn that zoenuts cult is getting on my nerves!
Zoenuts by Animalcrossingislife June 29, 2020
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