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A bitch who doesn't know how to keep her life together.
Sometimes very irrelevant ( most of the time )
Doesn't know how to stfu.
In a basic description - dumb bitch, alien lookin ass, very annoying.
Damien: this girl don't know when to stfu...
Jayden: ohh you mean that bitch ass alien Zjahdai?
zjahdai by - May 24, 2017
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Dumb ass Thot bitch who likes to start problems. She likes to be all up in others business and she's not very pretty. In fact she looks like she got run over multiple times by an 18 wheeler. She dresses like she buys her clothes at shoppers drug mart and offers to give black kids top for fun. She's a herpes infected whore bag with too many problems to count on her fingers.
I'm so ugly, I'm having a zjahdai kinda day
zjahdai by Clarkson Anonymous May 24, 2017
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Zahdai means...........................A badass has adhd, laughs alot only if he knows you but mean asf has a hard time warming up to people but when u get to know him hes mad cool and hyper and he got good outfits and shoe game he just gotta start taking more pictures watch out for em
man yall seen zahdai wit dem jordan 3s only today them was clean i bet he pull mad girls
Zahdai by wonttalkk November 19, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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