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Zitoed
To grossly over pay for something and get nothing in return. To waste your money. To get ripped-off big time.
As in Giants starting pitcher Barry Zito. $126 million dollars, 0-6 with a 7.83 ERA, demoted to middle reliever. As in the single worst free agent signing in the history of organized baseball.
As in Giants starting pitcher Barry Zito. $126 million dollars, 0-6 with a 7.83 ERA, demoted to middle reliever. As in the single worst free agent signing in the history of organized baseball.
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Baked Zitied
(v): the state of being absolutely fried when smoking a fat blunt.
synonyms: high, bombed, zooted, spliffed, blasted, toasted, baked
synonyms: high, bombed, zooted, spliffed, blasted, toasted, baked
Stoner 1: "Yo! Pass the nugget!"
Stoner 2: "Hell yeah, I'm feeling roasted off of this L."
Stoner 1: *inhales* "Whew, I'm baked zitied kid!"
Stoner 2: "Hahaha, yes!"
Stoner 2: "Hell yeah, I'm feeling roasted off of this L."
Stoner 1: *inhales* "Whew, I'm baked zitied kid!"
Stoner 2: "Hahaha, yes!"
Baked Zitied by m.Cdowd July 13, 2009
state zitte
"State Zitte" is Italian for "shut up." It is pronounced "STAH-tay DZEE-tay." It comes from the Italian words "stare (STAH-ray)," meaning "to be" or "to stay," and "zitto (DZEE-toh)," meaning "silent." This particular conjugation can only be used when talking to a group of women.
When talking to a single male: Sta' zitto.
... a single female: Sta' zitta.
... a group of males: State zitti
... a group of females: State zitte.
When talking to a single male: Sta' zitto.
... a single female: Sta' zitta.
... a group of males: State zitti
... a group of females: State zitte.
state zitte by Hoobajoobalicious December 27, 2003
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