Zhongli and Ningguang aka the Geo Mommy and Daddy of Liyue. A power couple that makes you want to be adopted by them. Both of them are known to be simp magnets aka they're fucking hot! Has a Geo family with one adopted emo son.
The two makes sure that Liyue Harbour.
Zhongli: Osmanthus wine taste the same as I remember-
Ningguang: There he goes again... *sighs*
A guy that can attract most boys. He is most likely gay. He is commonly found hiding in Chinese closet stores. If u meet a Zhongkai you ae most likely suggested to run because he can not keep secrets. Even though Everyone knows.
Gay guy 1: Zhongkai is Beautiful
Gay guy 2: You shouldn't be dating him. He can't keepsecrets.
zhongdongcos is an amazing cosplayer!! there is literally not one single cosplay of nyxs that is bad!! they also have an amazing humour that manages to make me and multiple others laugh! even if you don’t know them well!!!!
i met zhongdongcos because i shouldnt leave a friend called sayorihanging.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.