zero dollars

A way to emphasize the sheer lack of money someone has or something costs. Coined in the early 90s by writer G. Balgobin.

I will pay you zero dollars for that whack-ass shirt.

I've got zero dollars so you're going to have to spot me, nigga!

zero dollars by whocanitbenow November 20, 2009

Zero Dollar

An article of clothing, usually a shirt, that one gets for free. The most likely source is a contest at a bar/club or a freebie from a liqueur distributor. Hence the Zero Dollar Status. It can be an insult given to someone that should know better than to wear it out on the town.

Steve: Yo' Charlie! Can you believe Willy is wearing that Zero Dollar shirt he got from Miller? I’m surprised the bouncer let him in!
Charlie: Fo shizzle my nizzle, why do you think he wins the Golden Corona every Year?

Zero Dollar by Steve December 7, 2004

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Related Words

Zero Dollar • Zero Dollar Friend • zero • zero two • zero tolerance • zero dark thirty • Zero Hour • zero-day • zero dark hundred • Zero Fucks

Zero Dollar Friend

When you have a friend that is close to you and acts straight but is really gay or bi and trying to get closer to you

Omg Emily is Jackie’s zero dollar friend and Emily doesn’t even see it #LOL

Zero Dollar Friend by LeO4show October 1, 2018

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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