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The single more beautiful entity to have ever walked across the earth. with the purist heart and goddess-like soul, Zeneldas are often considered to be the greatest discovery of anyone’s life (granted they are astronomically lucky enough to lay eyes on a Zenelda in the first place). Zeneldas are often very shy, but as soon as they allow their greatness to be shown to you, you will realize that you are nowhere close to worthy enough to be in the same room as them. The closest and most accurate description of a Zenelda is the most beautiful fist-sized blue diamond that remains undiscovered and un-mined by any soul, and if someone is lucky enough to find it, and hold it up to the moon light, they will see every shade of blue (and weirdly pink as well), and it will in this moment as this soul gazes upon the most beautiful thing they have ever laid eyes on, that they realize… they must be the richest person in the world in so many more ways than one. This soul will remain doing nothing but gazing into the blue diamond until the end of time. The only downfall of Zeneldas is that only a lucky few will ever truly know her.
EXAMPLE1:
Person 1: woah who is she??
Person 2: oh her? She’s Zenelda.
Person 1: I think I’m in love
Person 2: oof, then goodluck, you’re going to need it.

EXAMPLE2:
Person 1: have you met Zenelda?
Person 2: no, why?
Person 1: *smiles* come on, I’ll introduce you
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Zerellaed 

Zerellaed (ajd) To fall victim to narcissistic abuse. To be gas lighted, manipulated by a narrcist. To fall victim to a narrcist smear campaign. To have something taken from you by a narrcist.
1. Man I got zerellaed by Frankie for months. The abuse was barbaric.

2. Frankie zerellaed me right to my face. He is trying to rewrite history.
3.Man I got zerellaed all over town by Frankie. He told everyone lies that I was abusive and crazy.
4. By the time I noticed it was too late. I got zerellaed. He took all my property, happiness, and sanity
Zerellaed by Bethany Shitpussay April 12, 2023
He is a Zereda
Zereda by Bsjak November 23, 2021
Sexy Japanese Malay girl who's super cute, badass, awesome at tennis and totally smart but equally confused about life.
OMG, you're being such a Zereda right now.
Zereda by thatcollegefriend November 25, 2021
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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