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zenelda
The single more beautiful entity to have ever walked across the earth. with the purist heart and goddess-like soul, Zeneldas are often considered to be the greatest discovery of anyone’s life (granted they are astronomically lucky enough to lay eyes on a Zenelda in the first place). Zeneldas are often very shy, but as soon as they allow their greatness to be shown to you, you will realize that you are nowhere close to worthy enough to be in the same room as them. The closest and most accurate description of a Zenelda is the most beautiful fist-sized blue diamond that remains undiscovered and un-mined by any soul, and if someone is lucky enough to find it, and hold it up to the moon light, they will see every shade of blue (and weirdly pink as well), and it will in this moment as this soul gazes upon the most beautiful thing they have ever laid eyes on, that they realize… they must be the richest person in the world in so many more ways than one. This soul will remain doing nothing but gazing into the blue diamond until the end of time. The only downfall of Zeneldas is that only a lucky few will ever truly know her.
EXAMPLE1:
Person 1: woah who is she??
Person 2: oh her? She’s Zenelda.
Person 1: I think I’m in love…
Person 2: oof, then goodluck, you’re going to need it.
EXAMPLE2:
Person 1: have you met Zenelda?
Person 2: no, why?
Person 1: *smiles* come on, I’ll introduce you
Person 1: woah who is she??
Person 2: oh her? She’s Zenelda.
Person 1: I think I’m in love…
Person 2: oof, then goodluck, you’re going to need it.
EXAMPLE2:
Person 1: have you met Zenelda?
Person 2: no, why?
Person 1: *smiles* come on, I’ll introduce you
zenelda by Legen- wait for it- DARY October 10, 2021
Zerellaed
Zerellaed (ajd) To fall victim to narcissistic abuse. To be gas lighted, manipulated by a narrcist. To fall victim to a narrcist smear campaign. To have something taken from you by a narrcist.
1. Man I got zerellaed by Frankie for months. The abuse was barbaric.
2. Frankie zerellaed me right to my face. He is trying to rewrite history.
3.Man I got zerellaed all over town by Frankie. He told everyone lies that I was abusive and crazy.
4. By the time I noticed it was too late. I got zerellaed. He took all my property, happiness, and sanity
2. Frankie zerellaed me right to my face. He is trying to rewrite history.
3.Man I got zerellaed all over town by Frankie. He told everyone lies that I was abusive and crazy.
4. By the time I noticed it was too late. I got zerellaed. He took all my property, happiness, and sanity
Zerellaed by Bethany Shitpussay April 12, 2023
Zereda
He is a Zereda
Zereda
Sexy Japanese Malay girl who's super cute, badass, awesome at tennis and totally smart but equally confused about life.
Zereda by thatcollegefriend November 25, 2021
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