Zellers

The GHETTO of all retailers in Canada.

I went shopping at Zellers today and thought I was going to get mugged.

Zellers by Lays Chips April 10, 2010

Zellers

It was the best store. If you disagree with me you are wrong, and you will always be wrong about everything, and nobody will want your input anymore because you are wrong all the time.

Alan: "I loved Zellers."
Josh: "I hated Zellers."
LATER:
Will: "Josh whats 9+10?"
Josh: "21"
Will: "you stupid"

Zellers by sillygoose42069 July 25, 2021

Zellers

Canada's bootleg version of Wal-Mart, only trashier.

Wal-mart is closed today, so I guess I'll have to go to Zellers.

Zellers by notstella October 12, 2008

Zellers

When there is a clear choice in doing something a proper way, but for some unknown reason you are doing it another way. A way that will take 3x more effort, 3x the time, and cause 3x more problems down the road.

Man #1 "Man I had to write a report. I could have used a computer but instead i wrote it all out."
Man#2 "Wow you Zellers'd that!"

Man#1 "Yeah i got my car fixed. Went to Canadian Tire to get it done."
Man #2 "Wow you Zellers'd that!"

Zellers by J_Mich December 28, 2007

zellers

Another word for the zipper on pants.

Person1: *Psst* zellers is open.
Person2: What?
Person1: YOUR FLY'S OPEN.
Person2: Oops

zellers by my_othr_accnt January 28, 2009

Zellers Promotion 

A promotion when they wont say its a promotion, It gives you double the work at the same wage which is about the same as minium wage.

I just did till before. now i get to do till, fitting rooms, and clean the store.

Yet thats a Zellars Promotion

but do i get a raise,
Nope i said its a "Zellers Promotion".

Zellers Promotion by hmm i dont know why i still March 9, 2010

zellers dink 

aka "Z.D." A stinky film left on your johnson after having sex with a dirty slut. From the cheap, low-end discount department store in Canada called Zellers.

Man, I got a nasty case of zellers dink from that ho last night...

zellers dink by gordberg October 11, 2006