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Totally asleep. From 'ZZZZzzzzzz'
I was totally zeed when you called.
by lysol February 09, 2005
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Screwed; Put in a bad place; A horrible situation.
Fuck, here comes the asshole who orders mad LB's of shit, and Paul just left the counter.
"I got fuckin Zeed bro!"
by Fluster November 15, 2004
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When a normal 9 to 5 conservative group of people go out for a evening and end up going crazy after the influence of a splash of grey goose and a certain individual sending shots their way
"They had a great time, they have been zeed"
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by ali96jan November 25, 2015
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