When a normal 9 to 5 conservative group of people go out for a evening and end up going crazy after the influence of a splash of grey goose and a certain individual sending shots their way

"They had a great time, they have been zeed"

Zeed by ali96jan February 5, 2016

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Zeed

When you nee a scrabble word but dumb fucking see is above nor when you need to put nordic to get 36 points and everyone gets mad at you :(

I used the word zeed as a valid scrabble word.

Zeed by 100% real words :) July 5, 2022

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zeed out

A state of body and mind achieved in the depths of a xanax binge. In this state the said person is pretty mellowed out, and usually has a hard time communicating.

Dude you need to chill out with those pills. Your hand is shaking, you can barely talk, you're fuckin zeed out man.

zeed out by O.G. LOC December 4, 2007

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Zeed's Law

For every Zeed action there is a breakage reaction.

Zeed: *plugs in monitor adaptor*
PC: BSOD
Everyone: "ah...that's Zeed's Law...

Zeed's Law by Vide_Wagina January 24, 2020

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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