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Zebra Shit 

A pile of shit covered with splooge.

Can be used as a noun or a verb.
I just took a giant Zebra shit on his desk.
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We are going to go zebra shit his room tomorrow.
Zebra Shit by FedEx Blows Nuts December 23, 2010

Zebra shit 

When two males interact in sexual intercourse and one male climaxes in the others ass, and there next shit comes out white and black like a zebra.
Luke you probably take zebra shits.
Zebra shit by Clunky_chode101 April 10, 2022

Zebrashits 

A unit of power. Used to show an object or beings power output. A zebrashit is the amount of energy used when a zebra takes a shit. (1 horsepower is 0.5 Zebrashits).
A Zebrashit is converted from horsepower by multiplying the horsepower by 0.5.
Chad: My 6.0L V12 produces 375 Zebrashits.
Brad: I like men
Zebrashits by Tommy Smithsonian April 13, 2022

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026