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1. The physical manifestation of internet spam.
2. A farming tool used to remove the spleen from cows via the nostrils.
"Fetch meh that thar Zapjon, son. We gots ourselfs a dozy 'ere."
zapjon by Dictionary Board May 9, 2003
Urban Dictionary Merch
meaning or relating to the popularity of a person
that guy is so zapjon
zapjon by mooshugipan May 6, 2003
Related Words
Za-pony

adjective
1. having or claiming to have the power of seeing horses, pot bellied pigs, objects or actions beyond the range of natural vision.

2. of or pertaining to horseback riding or horseback riders: equestrian skill.

–noun 3. a person who rides horses.
Hey do you want to go to the track and bet some money on the zappones?

How did you know about my past, what are you zappone?

I always wanted to have a zappone!

Zappone by The X Man April 13, 2009

Zaponga! 

pornounced zaPonga (the P as explosive as possible, spit if you have to) is a term to express "in your face", "owned" or "nice", similar to "bAm". works best if you jump out of your seat and point a finger at the person meant.
example 1:
Dude 1: "ZAPONGA!!!"
Dude 2: " What the hell..."
Dude 1: "Datin' Caroline that night"

Example 2:
Dude 2: "I was like 'fo sure, buddy' and he was like '..."
Dude 1: "ZAPONGA!!!!"
Dude 2: "What?"
Dude 1: "in his face"
Dude 2: "yeah"
Zaponga! by mad.jay February 6, 2008

zaponerism 

Delusion destructive <a href="define.php?term=busta">busta</a>.
From the verb zap meaning "strike at with firepower or bombs" and the noun onerism "To dreaming while awake, to have delusions of grandeur" or the UK meaning "wanking, self-pleasuring"
He thinks he's hyper than hype, always fightin to fight.
Fool done got zaponerism ready with da critism. Sucka will steal yo' dreams. Snap!
zaponerism by batgrrl September 18, 2003
A crew or "posse" composed of all different ethnicities known to appeal to all demographics. A Zajony is known to be the center of attention in any setting. Due to it'range of enthinicity, a Zajony can turn up snobby white parties, college frat parties, all black dance clubs, or Sunday's service.
Zajony lit the club lastnight.

If we had Zajony here, bitches would be here.
Zajony by Memento vivi January 16, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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