Zaddy zallion attracts indian men, has a incredibly large cranium to the point where it could be considered a 6 head, enjoys eating gummy worms & playing baseball, is attracted to my mom, still in love w his ex, & is not very adventurous.
Guy 1: A group of indian men hit on me today Guy 2: OMG bro , ur such a zaddy zallion!!!
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.