yuft

Acronym, meaning You Unbelievable Fuck Tard.

Come on, Dave, YUFT. Get that flat pack furniture built!

by DDJForever October 4, 2020

Yufting

The act of making a v with two fingers on one hand and sliding it shut over a tantalizing area of soft skin, usually the underarm.

**European variation: Splitting the middle and ring fingers Spock-style.

Hey honey I heard you had a bad day. Wanna put your head in my shirt and yuft my arms?

"Are you ok with me yufting in front of your parents?"

"Of course Bubï, yuft me so hard."

by SagLord June 20, 2019