yowser

holy shit

Yowser!! that girls got some tigobitties!!

by the realy cheeky bastard September 24, 2009

Yosser's Dozen

A Yosser's Dozen is 9, three less than a standard dozen, and four less than a baker's dozen. The oldest source for the expression "Yosser's dozen" dates to the 21st century in one of Texas' largest suburban areas. Yusuf Khan was known to exclaim, "4 Dozen? That's like 36!", creating the phrase, Yosser's Dozen.

Hey dude, pass me about a Yosser's Dozen worth of eggs bro!

Oh man, I overdosed on a Yosser's Dozen of marijuana pills.

I bought a Yosser's Dozen loafs at the bakery yesterday.

by Sensualtomato August 1, 2012

yower

A worthless piece of shit

Dude she's a yower and she ain't even know it

by Melzzzzz March 21, 2017

yoser

A person that thinks they’re the shit but really isn’t the shit

Bro that girl over there is such a yoser!

by catgurl789 January 15, 2019

yowsers

an slightly scared exclamation similar to "holy crap" or "yikes". Made famous by Shaggy in Scooby Doo

"Yowsers, iiiiiiiiiis that a ghost in there Scoob?"

by Doctor Livingstone June 8, 2005

yowzers

Used throughout the western world as a word exclaiming excitement. Usually used before a sentence. Can be found in many articles (including the Washington Post) and commentaries. By typing in Yowzers in the search engine google, many examples can be found.

Yowzers! She ran down the street naked.

by B. Cunningham January 27, 2005

Yowzer Wowzers!

Something you say when your about to die in a Roblox Difficulty Chart Obby. Like once you reach the Hard Difficulty Level.

Ok, I reached Hard, oh no, Yowzer Wowzers! I almost died!

by {*Izzy*} March 2, 2023