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A hellaciously strong mixture of Southern Comfort and warm Pepsi (over 50%). Its barely palatable taste makes the drinker exclaim "yowzers!" after each pull. Best served while watching the U of M Wolverines kick the crap out of ...... (insert team here) at the Big House.
No thanks dude, if I have another sip of yowzers I'll totally puke all over this girl in front of me. (pause) All right, pass me that yowzer.
yowzers by Joe Diamond May 13, 2005
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an slightly scared exclamation similar to "holy crap" or "yikes". Made famous by Shaggy in Scooby Doo
"Yowsers, iiiiiiiiiis that a ghost in there Scoob?"

Yowzer Wowzers! 

Something you say when your about to die in a Roblox Difficulty Chart Obby. Like once you reach the Hard Difficulty Level.
Ok, I reached Hard, oh no, Yowzer Wowzers! I almost died!
Yowzer Wowzers! by {*Izzy*} March 2, 2023

Yucatán Yowzer

The act of having anal sex, with a Latina woman after she eats a whole jar of Jalapeños. Causing risk of the penis catching a seed from the woman’s anal cavity causing severe burning.
Yeah, Stacey is cool and all, but she gave me a Yucatán Yowzer last night. My pecker is still on fire.
Yucatán Yowzer by cpapi69247 April 10, 2023
The act of instigating grinding or dirty dancing with a unwilling participant/partner and being brutally rejected and publicly ashamed for doing so.
Did you see Jesse YOWZER kdog? Yeah! I didnt know girls could yell fuck off that loud!
Yowzer by OldSchoolGhost October 2, 2007
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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