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A hellaciously strong mixture of Southern Comfort and warm Pepsi (over 50%). Its barely palatable taste makes the drinker exclaim "yowzers!" after each pull. Best served while watching the U of M Wolverines kick the crap out of ...... (insert team here) at the Big House.
No thanks dude, if I have another sip of yowzers I'll totally puke all over this girl in front of me. (pause) All right, pass me that yowzer.
yowzers by Joe Diamond May 13, 2005
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an slightly scared exclamation similar to "holy crap" or "yikes". Made famous by Shaggy in Scooby Doo
"Yowsers, iiiiiiiiiis that a ghost in there Scoob?"

Yowzer Wowzers! 

Something you say when your about to die in a Roblox Difficulty Chart Obby. Like once you reach the Hard Difficulty Level.
Ok, I reached Hard, oh no, Yowzer Wowzers! I almost died!
Yowzer Wowzers! by {*Izzy*} March 2, 2023

Yucatán Yowzer

The act of having anal sex, with a Latina woman after she eats a whole jar of Jalapeños. Causing risk of the penis catching a seed from the woman’s anal cavity causing severe burning.
Yeah, Stacey is cool and all, but she gave me a Yucatán Yowzer last night. My pecker is still on fire.
Yucatán Yowzer by cpapi69247 April 10, 2023
The act of instigating grinding or dirty dancing with a unwilling participant/partner and being brutally rejected and publicly ashamed for doing so.
Did you see Jesse YOWZER kdog? Yeah! I didnt know girls could yell fuck off that loud!
Yowzer by OldSchoolGhost October 2, 2007

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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