On this auspicious day it is
customary for one to provide your ailing
boyfriend with nakkey
pictures, to cheer him up from his wallowing misery.
Person one: Alas, it is
October 18th, and my body is ailing, please bestow upon me
pictures of your nakkey self, I shall cherish them.
Person two: of course my beloved.
Because it is
October 18th (
international send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day) this is a normal interaction.