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Your jokes 

When your high and under the influence of cannabis and somebody does something which is funny. That person is then jokes.
Sophie fell over when she was high and Evie said your jokes
Your jokes by Your jokes man November 1, 2019

the society to bring back your mom jokes 

a society of people who wish to bring back the classic "your mom" jokes
person 1:so i was up late last night doing homework.
person 2:thats funny because i was up late last night doing your mom!!!

person 7:dude i think i got an std last night.
person 2:who were you doing ... your mom?!
person 8:oooo sick burn!!!

These examples brought to you by the society to bring back your mom jokes

Your Mom Jokes

Your mom jokes are not funny nor do people laugh at them. They are dumb and no one likes you if you make Your mom or Yo mama jokes.
Dumb Your Mom Jokes example: Q “Does anyone know where Justin Bieber is?”
A “In your mom/yo mama”
Your Mom Jokes by coolkid2008 June 9, 2021

Your Mom Jokes

Something people who are retarded, and don't have any comebacks and suck at life, so they respond with "ur mom"
Example of Someone Using a Your Mom Jokes: UR MOM! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

your mom jokes

totally stupid jokes that begin with "your mom/momma is so..." then followed by stupid or fat or old. people who say these are usually fat stupid assholes who act several years younger than they really are
idiot: Your mom's so stupid, she saw a tire on the road and said 'Ding Dong'!! HA HA HA
mature person: right back at ya, fat ass!
your mom jokes by bleep March 13, 2005

Your mum jokes 

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback
Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes
Your mum jokes by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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