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Your girlfriend 

Nonexistent because he of the fact that you are looking it up on urban dictionary
Your girlfriend isn't here because she is cheating on you lmao
Your girlfriend by Stampeydude83 November 18, 2018
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Your girlfriend 

Someone you forget is existing and waiting for a goodnight wish in your sexy Italian language.
Your girlfriend: cries*
You: “Buonanotte amore mio. “
Your girlfriend: smiles*
Your girlfriend by Shabi December 22, 2020

Your Girlfriend 

Something that doesn’t exist
Your Girlfriend doesn’t exist
Your Girlfriend by Thou Crumpus November 21, 2019

Your girlfriend 

Your girlfriend 

A truly satisfying creature. Something which accidentally falls onto the fully erected penises of your bros multiple times a week.
"I hope your girlfriend doesn't accidentally fall onto my fully erected penis in a closed room."
"Yeah bro, last time your girlfriend accidentally fell onto my fully erected penis, I accidentally came into her vagina, mouth, anus, left ear, right ear, urethra, nostrils and eyes."

Your girlfriend look like my mom 

"Your girlfriend look like my mom" -Tyler

your girlfriend look like my mom 

A phrase famous rapper, comedian, and actor Tyler The Creator used in an episode of his tv show loiter squad when he got angry at someone
“I’ll whoop yo ass your girlfriend look like my mom” said Tyler
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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