A phrase instructing the subject to rest his/her forehead on a specified object (such as a table) so that the subject is bent over and easily accessible for doggy-style sexual intercourse.

This phrase is used while slapping the object that the forehead should be placed on with your fingertips, similar to the way the phrase "knock on wood" requires knocking a table.

So you want a good grade on this test, Nancy? *taps the desk* Time to place your forehead.

place your forehead by Chode Sandwich May 6, 2005

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vaseline on your forehead

When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.

"Looks like you have Vaseline on your forehead again today!"

vaseline on your forehead by babypiratesnapchat2 January 8, 2023

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vaseline on your forehead

When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.

"Looks like you have vaseline on your forehead again today!"

vaseline on your forehead by workerofsocial November 27, 2015

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balls on your forehead

A friendly farewell amongst headbangers, similar to "have a great day" or "Live long and prosper".

It stems from the concept that if a male were to "bang" (i.e. have sexual intercourse with) someone's head, their balls would be on the person's forehead.

Instead of goodbye to your headbanger friend, say, "Balls on your forehead!"

balls on your forehead by Bob Squash July 4, 2004

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