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crapping your pants 

1.) Where you make crap or poop in your pants, without using a toilet. Normally frowned upon in society.

2.) Not necessarily doing the above, being very scared, frightened, or angry.
1a.) Dude, you really need to stop crapping your pants.
1b.) Ew, Alex just crapped his pants.

2.) I'm going to crap my pants if I get a bad grade on this test.

Clapping Your Ass Cheeks 

When someone is lying out of their ass so obviously that their cheeks start clapping together.
“I swear Stacy came on to me she was all over me at the club last night.”
“Bro there’s no way that happened stop clapping your ass cheeks.”

Capping your nikes 

When a person comes out with some hot new drip and you tell him to calm down
Shhheeeessshhh. you need to start capping your nikes or someone might steal yo drip

Capping On Your Mind 

Capping on your mind means to convince yourself that something happened despite not being able to remember it correctly/fully.
John: Dude, I think she asked me out!
Adam: She didn't. Stop capping on your mind, John.

your ass is clapping 

" your ass is clapping that is not even true"