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bond your boys 

1. The act of applying Gold Bond powder to the nut sack thereby creating a cooling and refreshing sensation for the boys, the intensity of which determined by the color of the dispensing bottle: gold for gentle cooling; green for a minty fresh sensation; and blue to experience a 1000 little gnomes with icy hands pounding the living daylights out of your boys. 2. Also used as a generic term for the application of any nut powder to refresh the scrotal nether region.
Bond your boys to avoid a nut sack thigh weld and to experience the sensation of a thousand Greek goddesses gently blowing Altoid kisses lightly onto your nads.
bond your boys by Colorado Beef November 9, 2008

Bond Your Boys 

The act of applying a drying substance to the scrotum and taint (grundle) in order to prevent unnecessary moisture.
If you don't bond your boys, you'll get bat wings.
Bond Your Boys by Chet Boxby November 5, 2006

National eat your boys ass day 

If your boy deserves it eat his ass: This happens on every October 30th.
OMG it’s national eat your boys ass day!!

is that your boys cologne 

Your free nut pass for November boys

Is that your boy’s cologne? 

A saying usually used as an insult to insulate that you engaged in a sexual act with someone’s partner, which is why you smell like their partner’s ( that is a male) cologne. This originated from a line said by YouTube vlogger Tessa Brooks in Jake Paul’s song, “ It’s everyday bro
Tiffany: You’re so ugly! You’ll never get a boyfriend
Brittany: Do you smell that on my shirt? Is that your boy’s cologne?