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Your girlfriend 

Someone you forget is existing and waiting for a goodnight wish in your sexy Italian language.
Your girlfriend: cries*
You: “Buonanotte amore mio. “
Your girlfriend: smiles*
Your girlfriend by Shabi December 22, 2020

Your Girlfriend 

Something that doesn’t exist
Your Girlfriend doesn’t exist
Your Girlfriend by Thou Crumpus November 21, 2019

Your girlfriend 

She is probably cheating On you Rn

Your girlfriend 

A truly satisfying creature. Something which accidentally falls onto the fully erected penises of your bros multiple times a week.
"I hope your girlfriend doesn't accidentally fall onto my fully erected penis in a closed room."
"Yeah bro, last time your girlfriend accidentally fell onto my fully erected penis, I accidentally came into her vagina, mouth, anus, left ear, right ear, urethra, nostrils and eyes."

your girlfriend look like my mom 

A phrase famous rapper, comedian, and actor Tyler The Creator used in an episode of his tv show loiter squad when he got angry at someone
“I’ll whoop yo ass your girlfriend look like my mom” said Tyler