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Your girlfriend 

Someone you forget is existing and waiting for a goodnight wish in your sexy Italian language.
Your girlfriend: cries*
You: “Buonanotte amore mio. “
Your girlfriend: smiles*
Your girlfriend by Shabi December 22, 2020

Your Girlfriend 

Something that doesn’t exist
Your Girlfriend doesn’t exist
Your Girlfriend by Thou Crumpus November 21, 2019

Your girlfriend 

She is probably cheating On you Rn

Your girlfriend 

A truly satisfying creature. Something which accidentally falls onto the fully erected penises of your bros multiple times a week.
"I hope your girlfriend doesn't accidentally fall onto my fully erected penis in a closed room."
"Yeah bro, last time your girlfriend accidentally fell onto my fully erected penis, I accidentally came into her vagina, mouth, anus, left ear, right ear, urethra, nostrils and eyes."

Your girlfriend look like my mom 

"Your girlfriend look like my mom" -Tyler

your girlfriend look like my mom 

A phrase famous rapper, comedian, and actor Tyler The Creator used in an episode of his tv show loiter squad when he got angry at someone
“I’ll whoop yo ass your girlfriend look like my mom” said Tyler
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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