The past tense of the word ‘yeet’ which means to throw something at a very high speed. Yeet can be used to show emotion and how you feel. It is most commonly used by your nan.
Person 1: Hey where did my leggo?
Person 1’s Nan: Oh, I yought it! Soz
This is the abbreviated form of the word "usual", which no-one has ever been able to properly spell...including previous attempts on here!
Rhyme it with the French word for red: "rouge".
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.