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Youche = You Douche.
You: Your Mom.
Me: Youche.
Youche by Youche May 15, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
The act of a Mormon boy putting his balls deep into someone's dirty anus, and then having the recipient put the balls in their mouth and slurp them clean and dry.
Mormon boy #1: "Yooo bro I totally youched that girl after church yesterday"
Mormon boy #2: "I can't believe she'd led you youche her, and after church too you dog cunt"
Youche by rubythekitten November 23, 2022
Youché = you just got touchéd
Billy tried to youché
Youché by Youché August 22, 2018
A Youcef is a very cool and loyal Arab man.
You can always count on him because he is a true Hufflepuff. He can also tame snakes and fly carpets.
He loves chicken nuggets and rfiss (arab dessert) more than anything else.
Get yourself a Youcef, seriously.
- Hey, have you seen Youcef lately ?
- Nah man, he must be too busy getting chicks or playing video games.
Youcef by clmencekr December 24, 2019

Youchother

“I’m so glad that we finally got to meet youchother!”
“Are you five.”
Youchother by Cowboy_ December 31, 2021

Youchube 

A. It's youchube
B. No it's youtoob
A. Bloody Yank
Youchube by Peanut_Man December 3, 2017

YouChewb 

Thomas: Oi have you seen Tommyinnit's new YouChewb Video
Larry:Yea, super funny innit.
YouChewb by BruhMomentHalo November 6, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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