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Fuck You Truck
(n) a large truck, generally a Dodge Ram or Ford F250. The bed of said truck is never used to haul anything. Most commonly driven by douche bags and assholes who feel empowered by their large trucks to disregard all automotive courtesies.
I couldn't find a parking spot because some Fuck You Truck was taking up two spaces.
I'll meet you later. I have to wax the bed of my Fuck You Truck.
I'll meet you later. I have to wax the bed of my Fuck You Truck.
Fuck You Truck by Frankiecaps September 30, 2009
you fucking truck
you fucking truck by Kaaaytlin August 24, 2016
truck you
A childish way of saying fuck, even though that its commonly used by a 5 year old child.
It depends how mad he is technically
It depends how mad he is technically
truck you by hippopotomonstrousesquipedalio March 27, 2022
plot hole you can drive a truck through
A plot hole of such immense proportions, that you could drive a proverbial eighteen wheeler through it.
"How did Harry go back in time and save himself, nothing would've happened, he would have lost his soul to the Dementors already, right? I don't get it."
"Magic."
"Really?"
"No. It's just a plot hole you can drive a truck through."
"Magic."
"Really?"
"No. It's just a plot hole you can drive a truck through."
plot hole you can drive a truck through by Trek August 25, 2006
love you like a f'ing dump truck
Meaning you love someone far too much to even put into words, taken from a little brother who could not describe how much he loved his family so he would use trucks and cars to explain.
Also, much better then loving someone like a firetruck, just fyi.
Also, much better then loving someone like a firetruck, just fyi.
love you like a f'ing dump truck by lexanator July 5, 2007
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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